Randomness Guide to London Menu

A small rock bar opposite Clapham Junction station in Battersea.

secretlondon and friend visited on a Friday evening in April 2019. It is a darkish place with walls covered in graffiti style artwork. On one wall there is a projector showing rock videos, on the other wall there is a real fire, and a blackboard for song requests. Other decor includes a mannequin dressed as a dark bride, large speakers, and a skull like head.

The bar is proud of its beer range and advertises that it has over 50 different varieties, but there is no real ale. There were a number of keg beer taps including Fruli and Carling. The rest must be cans and bottles. Food is crisps at the bar. Two pints of keg beer came to about £10.

They advertise a game room downstairs with Metallica pinball, table football and pool. This was down a flight of stairs into the basement which didn't have a handrail. secretlondon didn't feel up to checking it out due to this.

Accessibility: A large step to enter. The gents' toilets, pool table, pinball, and table football are all down a flight of stairs with no handrail.

See also:

• WhatPub entry
• The Carouser review
• Project Orange on Instagram
• Project Orange on Facebook