Nonsuch Inn, SM3 9AA
- 020 8644 1808
- 552-556 London Road, SM3 9AA
- Mon-Thu: 8am-midnight; Fri-Sat: 8am-1am; Sun: 8am-midnight
It's a fairly standard Wetherspoons, with a low ceiling, patterned carpet, booths along the walls, and very little natural lighting. There's quite a lot of space stretching back from the street frontage, filled with chairs and tables. A functionally-built bar is to one side, with two banks of handpumps.
Kake visited on a Tuesday morning in September 2019. It was pretty busy at 10am — all the booths were taken, and people of all ages were in eating breakfast, having a chat, or sitting with a coffee — though it quietened down as the breakfasters gradually left, and by 10:30am there were only half a dozen customers. No music was playing, as is usual for Wetherspoons.
The handpumps were clipped for Twickenham Nooksack, Lancaster Black, Truman's Zephyr, Blindmans Icarus, Pilgrim Quench, Windsor & Eton Firefly, London Pride, Ringwood Fortyniner, Sharp's Doom Bar, Ruddles Best, and Abbot Ale, as well as Gwynt Y Ddraig Black Dragon cider. A pint of lime and soda was 80p.
Child-friendliness: As in most Wetherspoonses, children are welcome during the day. There were several preschoolers and babies in during our visit. There's a pull-down nappy change in the accessible toilet (requires RADAR key from behind the bar).
Accessibility: No steps to get in, and there's a RADAR-locked accessible toilet on the level. Other toilets are up steps on the first floor.