Randomness Guide to London Menu

This is a basic roadside greasy spoon, and it's great. If you're south-bound on the A23 having gone through Coulsdon, it's on the left after the first roundabout and the Land Rover dealer. There's a tiny car park and a layby for trucks.

Food is basic greasy-spoon fare - good big breakfasts reasonably cheap. The clientele is mostly truckers, bikers and cabbies. There's no vegetarian food.

Accessibility: Level access to caff from road.

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